shavingryansprivates:

hey man have u seen my updog?

no harold, what’s updog?

not much u?

(via beyoncebeytwice)

2007: 17 and pregnant
2008: 16 and pregnant
2009: 15 and pregnant
2010: 14 and pregnant
2011: 13 and pregnant
2012: 12 and pregnant
...
2023: fetus and pregnant